THE MOTOR
January 23rd 2011
Nike becomes real

|My butt is big and round like the letter C. And ten thousand lunges have made it rounder. But not smaller and that’s just fine. It’s a space heater for my side of the bed. It’s my ambassador to those who walk behind me. It’s a border collie that herds skinny women. Away from the best deals at clothing sales. My butt is big and that’s just fine. And those who might scorn it. Are invited to kiss it. Just do it.

My butt is big and round like the letter C. And ten thousand lunges have made it rounder. But not smaller and that’s just fine. It’s a space heater for my side of the bed. It’s my ambassador to those who walk behind me. It’s a border collie that herds skinny women. Away from the best deals at clothing sales. My butt is big and that’s just fine. And those who might scorn it. Are invited to kiss it. Just do it.

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